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Sunday 15 July 2012

National Anthem of Hasanistan

Hasanistan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Hasanistan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Hasanistan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Hasanistan, Hasanistan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Hasanistan friend of all except Kygrzstan
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Hasanistan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Hasanistan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Hasanistan, Hasanistan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
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Hasanistan, officially the Federal Republic of Hasanistan (Hasani: Hasanistan Federal Jumhuriyeti), is a self-proclaimed state with territorial claims situated across the Greater Middle East region. Hasanistan has been described as a micronation or an alternative government by external observers due to its lack of international recognition and the minimal control over the regions it holds territorial claims upon.

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